How to train your nduthi (A Jehovah Wanyonyi fanfic)

There's an extra hill in Ngong' that outsiders don't know about. No one goes there to hike or take beautiful pictures of the sunset. You will never find the fake deep smoking and taking selfies up there while filling your Instagram feeds with long irrelevant posts. There is...

Slapperman and the Betty Wap murder conspiracy

Bananas were Marvin's thing at first. "It reminds me of home," he said, "the places I've been and conversations I've had when eating it in the past." After a few months of having dicussions with Marvin over a bunch of bananas , they became Doctor Mwitu's thing too....

Woiye Njoki

There are two things I hate; three that I find detestable; poverty, a man who cannot dress well and a man who does not know how to spoil his wife with expensive gifts. Lord knows I was not put on this earth to suffer in marriage or start...

UNREQUITED

It's too cold for us to get out of bed But that's the best dilemma right? When I can hear all the feelings your words won't say And live the dreams we don't wake up from Coz I've been holding out my hand Hoping you stretch yours out...

I need new wings

No, men are not all the same. We all do different things when drunk. They are those who become experts at second generation moves; moving their limbs up and down, keeping silent as though they are meditating. The moves look as impossible as what you see on TV...

Do not unhope

Which soap Tell me Do you use To brainwash millions of people And convince them that they are unable to do That which they see in everything they look at You negative thoughts you Look what you did to Ogana A confident man who when taking nudes Places...

TOO MANY EDITORS

I love the way you look at me. I love the way you look. I love you. ***** There is this boy. Actually, there is always a boy. If there is no boy, there are many boys. I decide to write him a letter to say that I...